Page 83 of Tips and Trysts

You fucks better hope you don’t run into me in a parking lot

Lander Dawson

…Okay. Ev, code red. A cockblock. Are you talking about the guy Cora’s out with?

Me

He’s hot.

Lander Dawson

Can’t be hotter than you

Me

[Image sent]

Dalton Cavendish

Shit. That’s a real guy? That’s not AI?

Okay, Cora, get it

Lander Dawson

Where are you?

Me

In the bathroom at Found House

Dalton Cavendish

Well there’s your first problem. Nobody has ever gotten the girl from a bathroom.

Me

So…this seems like the right time to tell you both that Cora took her panties off for me in the bathroom at Tryst last week.

Dalton Cavendish

What the actual fuck

Lander Dawson

What? Why?

Me

So I could shove them in my mouth

Dalton Cavendish

Who are you???

Lander Dawson

As your campaign manager and a graduate of Harvard Law, I strongly encourage—DEMAND—that you stop creating physical evidence of public indecency

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