Page 84 of Tips and Trysts

Me

Yeah, too late

Seeing her out with another guy when I’m not allowed to be with her in public is killing me

Dalton Cavendish

Are you jealous?

Me

No, I’m really happy for the two of them and hope they get married.

Of course I’m jealous. Are you drunk??

Oh wait.

Lander Dawson

Get rid of him. She doesn’t actually want him around and even if she did, the only thing this guy has on you is like…a pierced dick, I’m guessing

Me

So…this seems like the right time to tell you both something else…

Dalton Cavendish

What

What

WHAT

Lander Dawson

EVERETT CARLISLE LOGAN YOU DIDN’T

Dalton Cavendish

WHAT

I’m flipping out. I’m at a wine bar with my mom and she just walked out because she’s embarrassed by me.

Lander Dawson

I wouldn’t even do that and I pretty consistently ask Valeria to slap me across the face while we’re fucking

Dalton Cavendish

Need a pic.

Lander Dawson

The fuck you do. He’s not sending us a dick pic

Me

[Image sent]

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