Angelo
You posed it as a question!
Allison
Because your question was weird!
Angelo
What’s weird about asking how you are?!
Allison
What’s weird about saying I’m fine?!
Allison couldn’t help but roll her eyes as the back-and-forth unfolded. She imagined Angelo sitting in his office, furrowing his brow over the existential implications of her “fine.”
Angelo
Details, Allison. I need fucking details.
Allison
Which means…?
She could practically hear the exasperated sigh he must’ve let out at her lack of cooperation.
Angelo
Are you nauseous?
Allison
Yes.
Angelo
How bad? On a scale of 1 to ‘can’t leave the toilet bowl’?
Allison chuckled, certain she looked like a lunatic laughing by herself in the café.
Allison
A healthy 4
Angelo
Shit. Do you need me?
Get your head out of the gutter, Ali.
Allison
No.
Angelo
I’m serious, Allison. I’ll be there in five if you need me.