Page 131 of Tiers of Joy

He’s a good looking guy. He’s the hot blonde surfer type.

Gaige and Flynn shake hands and greet each other.

“Gaige, this is my bestest friend in the whole world, Sally.” I state.

“Well knock me down with a dildo! You’re even hotter in person than on video call.” She laughs and pulls him in for a hug.

She turns back to Flynn,

“Of course he’s no match for you. You two are like polar opposites, dark and light, day and night.” She shrugs.

She leans forward and cups her hands around her mouth and presses against my pregnant bump.

“Hello my gorgeous child! Auntie Sally here, just to say I’m here for all the non-parenting fun. You know, booze and late night parties. You can call me anytime.” She stands and winks

“Now that introductions are done, let’s go. I want to see this bakery and I haven’t had one of your buns in forever. Also, nice work on the sign! You totally nailed it.” Sally states, linking arms with me as we walk ahead to the truck.

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Gaige drops us off at the bakery and him and Flynn take the bags back and go and grab some beers and whatever else they want.

As we walk in Sally smiles wide.

“Holy fucking Christ! You have done it Esme, it’s beyond amazing.” She praises.

The customers look at her in shock because of what has just come out of her mouth.

“God there’s another one worse than her! If she’s staying here permanently I’m coming every day just to watch the drama unfold.” A customer mutters behind me.

“Amy this is Sally, my best friend visiting form England.” I introduce.

“Hi Sally, it’s good to meet you.” Amy says politely.

“Hey Amy, good to meet you. Esme I’m jet lagged and hungry, are you going to feed me some cake or what?” Sally complains.

I smile and shake my head, getting us some cakes and buns.

“I will be out the back if you need me.” I yell over my shoulder to Amy.

We sit out the back in my makeshift office. Sally dives into an iced bun and moans.

“God I’ve missed this.”

“So it’s going well between you and Flynn then? I’m glad you introduced him by his name, I nearly called him donkey dick.” I laugh.

“Donkey dick would have been perfectly acceptable. I even joked with him about paying for another seat on the plane just for his enormous member.” Sally snorts.

“Well, it’s good to see you happy and able to walk so well considering you have a dose of the donkey dick.” I giggle.

“Ha-ha, yeah. I am really happy. We joined the mile high club on the flight here you know.” Sally winks.

“Oh good god, you didn’t?!” I choke on my iced bun.

“Yup, ticked that one right off my bucket list and it was fast and intense, highly recommend.” Sally says proudly.

“Well I think we will wait to try that one. Can’t really see Gaige fitting in the aeroplane toilet with me at the moment.” I point out, rubbing my bump.

Sally smiles and strokes my bump.

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