“Exactly. You’re loved, Dominic. There are worse things than your kids being so obsessed with you that they want to know where you are at all times,” Kate points out.
Before I can think otherwise, I blurt out, “Will you ever want to stalk me?”
Kate gives me a coy smile as she pushes away from my desk and begins bagging up the empty containers. “How do you think I knew you were here?”
I’m left watching her sashay out of my office as I laugh heartily. I see a hitch in Kate’s step as she walks away, and I know why. My laugh even surprised me.
Me: Alright. How many of you get a daily play-by-play of my whereabouts from Sienna?
Mom: I don’t know what you’re talking about, cucciolo.
Luca: You’re an awful liar, Mom.
Isabella: How did you figure it out, Dom? Did Aspen rat her sister out? #Proudaunt
Arianna: Oh, so it’s okay for Aspen to rat out Sienna, but it was awful when I did it to you growing up. I see how it is.
Isabella: Because you were a spiteful little snot.
Gianna: Belly, you ratted me out all the time too. It’s a rite of passage for a younger sibling to tattle on her older sisters. Stop acting all sanctimonious like you never did bad shit.
Mom: Sigh.
Dad: How the hell do I get out of this chat?
Alex: If I have to be here, you have to be here.
Dad has left the group.
Alex: That’s an option?
Alex has left the group.
Luca added Alex to the group.
Alex: GOD DAMMIT LUCA
Luca: Suck it up, Lexy.
Me: Back to the topic. Are you all in a group chat with my daughter?
Hannah: Yes.
Me: Shit, sorry, Han. I didn’t realize you were in here. Does that mean Stone is in here too?
Stone: Unfortunately.
Arianna: Oh shut up. You love these group texts. I find you giggling over them at least once a week.
Gianna: Travis is in here too, but he’s on shift and will undoubtedly see this later and want to divorce me.
Me: What else does Sienna tell you?
Arianna: Other than talking about you getting married, not that much. Wait, was there something else? Hmm.
Oh good God.
Arianna: HOW ABOUT YOU TONGUE FUCKING YOUR NANNY WIFE???