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Yours sincerely,

Ms Johnson

To: [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Date: Saturday 3rd May, 14.11

Subject: Communication

Dear Ms Johnson,

I can assure you that nothing I do is random.

To answer your question, despite the fact that he’s one of the tiniest animals, the tuberous bush cricket has the biggest testicles in the world in comparison to his body weight.

Specifically, his balls make up 14% of his total mass.

Yours sincerely,

Theo

To: [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Date: Saturday 3rd May, 14.14

Subject: Communication

Dear Mr Eaves,

How do you know this shit?

Yours sincerely,

Ms Johnson

To: [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Date: Saturday 3rd May, 14.17

Subject: Communication

Dear Ms Johnson,

Long story.

If you’re interested in knowing another fascinating fact about tuberous bush crickets, just say the word.

Yours sincerely,

Theo

To: [email protected]

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