Page 145 of Unexpected Hero

Stella

I’ve been thinking about that. Maybe next month if I can swing it. I need to meet this Freya chick in person and make sure she’s worthy of your friendship. Can I crash at y’all’s place?

Lettie

I’m sure she’ll say yes, but I’ll check. She’s awesome. I know you’ll love her.

Stella

Is she into girls?

Lettie

I know she scenes with guys, but I never asked if she likes girls too.

Stella

Some wingwoman you are. I should block you for that.

Lettie

A thousand and one apologies. You’re 100% right. I should try harder to ensure one of us has a robust sex life.

Stella

You could have one too, you know. I’m sure more than a few gentle Doms there would love to make you sing — in the sexy way.

Lettie

You make it sound so easy. But I have a better chance of sticking a wet noodle up a wildcat’s ass. I’m not qualified to be with a man in any dating-adjacent capacity. I made an ass of myself the last time I tried.

Stella

You did not. He’s the ass.

Lettie

My ears still burn whenever I think back to how bad I messed that up.

Stella

I’m sick of this shit. Ask Freya to hook you up with a pleasure Dom. You don’t have to have sex with him. One good orgasm session from a pleasure Dom and you’ll be over James, lickety-clit.

Lettie

Lickety-clit is my new favorite phrase. I’m putting it on a T-shirt.

Stella

It’s my Fetlife username.

Lettie

Hush up. No, it’s not.

Stella

No, but it should be.

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