Page 56 of Hitting the Gap

I do.

BAILEY

There is zero chance you’re using a bubble bath called Winter Wonderland.

He had a bubble bath called that?

GONZO

I am. It’s perfect for the holidays.

There was no way she could argue with him about that.

BAILEY

You are so busted. It’s pine cone and juniper berry. You HATE all things pine scented. I can’t even believe you have this in your cupboard.

Ew, that sounded disgusting. Why did he have that?

GONZO

Okay I guess I could let you have that one.

BAILEY

You’re ridiculous and just for that I’m taking one of your four bottles of lavender bubble bath. No one needs four bottles.

Four bottles? Why the hell did he have four bottles? Maybe she was right and he had a problem.

GONZO

Fine but only because I’m a good roommate.

BAILEY

Whatever you need to tell yourself, bubble boy.

GONZO

Bubble boy? Now that’s just rude.

BAILEY

If the bubble bath fits…

GONZO

I was going to offer to let you use my tub since it’s better but now I’m not.

BAILEY

Whoa, I can use your tub?

GONZO

Not anymore you can’t.

BAILEY

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