Page 55 of Hitting the Gap

BAILEY

Umm what?

He snorted out a laugh and texted back.

GONZO

'shrugs'

BAILEY

Nope, you aren't getting out of it that easily

GONZO

What? I like bubble baths

BAILEY

There’s like and then there’s slipping into the problem category. I think we both know where this falls. You have 36 different kinds of bubble bath. Who needs that many?

BAILEY

There’s like and then there’s slipping into the problem category. I think we both know where this falls. You have 36 different kinds of bubble bath. Who needs that many?

GONZO

Hey judgy. If you weren't snooping you wouldn't find shit.

BAILEY

I wasn’t snooping I was familiarizing myself with my new home.

GONZO

In my bathroom?

BAILEY

I figured you’d have bubble bath. But this? WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GONZO

Well with that attitude I’m not sharing.

BAILEY

Ahh come on. I’m just kidding.

GONZO

Too late. You blew it. And yes there’s a lot of bottles but I know what each one is.

BAILEY

Bullshit.

GONZO

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