Page 40 of Good Enough

TB: Don’t hurt yourself.

NEMO: Here’s a question.

DEMON: No!

TB: Who allowed Nitwit on the tablet? Control your genetic disaster Midas.

MIDAS: Hey I tried to absorb him in the womb.

WATERS: NEMO DON’T YOU DARE!!!!!

NEMO: You hurt my feelings. ??

TB: I’m gonna hurt more than your feelings if you start that stupid game.

NEMO: How, Godzilla? Flight marshall will taser your ass.

NEMO: The creature is eating the plane from the inside out! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!

TB: I swear I’m going to shove that tablet down your throat when we set up base camp.

NEMO: Ok, so…

NEMO: Would you rather…

TB: Have me shove the tablet down your throat or up your ass?

NEMO: Get caught in the middle of the Big O while joining the Mile High Club…

NEMO: OR…

NEMO: Have the airplane toilet overflow with you locked inside?

WATERS: Mission name for this job: Shitshow.

MIDAS: Shitstorm maybe?

TB: More like shitstain.

STEEL: Well, this conversation went to the ninth level of hell fast.

DEMON: ??

DEMON: so dun w/ u all

MIDAS: Is it even possible for the toilet to overflow in an airplane?

TB: We could send Numbnuts in to play with the blue water and find out.

MIDAS: Query. How long is the flight?

TB: Why would that matter?

MIDAS: Well, is the flight long enough to join the Mile High Club decently? I mean, I hate short timing that kind of thing.

MIDAS: Or is it a short enough flight that I wouldn’t be in the bathroom long enough to drown in shit?

DEMON: Really??????

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