Zach Sun:
 
 Because I prefer my intercourse without a side of syphilis?
 
 Romeo Costa:
 
 Is this an official confirmation that you hooked up with her? [Smiling Face with Tear Emoji]
 
 Ollie vB:
 
 That’s the first time I’ve actually gotten concrete evidence that Zach’s not a virgin.
 
 Romeo Costa:
 
 Shut up, Ol.
 
 Ollie vB:
 
 And here I thought he was about to be engaged to that doctor chick.
 
 Zach Sun:
 
 I will be. Soon.
 
 Romeo Costa:
 
 Are you for real?
 
 Ollie vB:
 
 From having NO love life to becoming the Bella to Cinderella and Dr. Ulick’s Edward and Jacob.
 
 Ollie vB:
 
 Bravo, @ZachSun. Bravo.
 
 Zach Sun:
 
 Dr. Ulick?
 
 Romeo Costa:
 
 Eileen Ulick. [Unamused Face Emoji]
 
 Ollie vB:
 
 [Tongue Emoji]
 
 Ollie vB:
 
 Love triangle is my favorite trope, btw.
 
 Romeo Costa:
 
 You don’t read.
 
 Ollie vB:
 
 What does reading have to do with anything? I’m talking about porn.