Zach Sun:
Because I prefer my intercourse without a side of syphilis?
Romeo Costa:
Is this an official confirmation that you hooked up with her? [Smiling Face with Tear Emoji]
Ollie vB:
That’s the first time I’ve actually gotten concrete evidence that Zach’s not a virgin.
Romeo Costa:
Shut up, Ol.
Ollie vB:
And here I thought he was about to be engaged to that doctor chick.
Zach Sun:
I will be. Soon.
Romeo Costa:
Are you for real?
Ollie vB:
From having NO love life to becoming the Bella to Cinderella and Dr. Ulick’s Edward and Jacob.
Ollie vB:
Bravo, @ZachSun. Bravo.
Zach Sun:
Dr. Ulick?
Romeo Costa:
Eileen Ulick. [Unamused Face Emoji]
Ollie vB:
[Tongue Emoji]
Ollie vB:
Love triangle is my favorite trope, btw.
Romeo Costa:
You don’t read.
Ollie vB:
What does reading have to do with anything? I’m talking about porn.