Ollie vB:
 
 Gloria and I spent a lovely weekend together before she retired to Florida.
 
 Ollie vB:
 
 The woman invented Kegels. King Arthur wouldn’t be able to pull me out of her.
 
 Zach Sun left the chat.
 
 Ollie vBadded Zach Sun to the chat.
 
 Zach Sun:
 
 There are prisons easier to escape than this group chat.
 
 Ollie vB:
 
 Anyway, who is the unlucky woman?
 
 Romeo Costa:
 
 Probably a thrice Nobel Prized STEM nerd.
 
 Ollie vB:
 
 You’re off.
 
 Ollie vB:
 
 My chips are on the new maid.
 
 Romeo Costa:
 
 The one who annihilated him at Go?
 
 Zach Sun:
 
 For the last time, she did not annihilate me at Go.
 
 Zach Sun:
 
 We’re still playing.
 
 Ollie vB:
 
 And a very fun game at that.
 
 Ollie vB:
 
 Why wasn’t I invited?
 
 Zach Sun:
 
 You don’t play Go.
 
 Ollie vB:
 
 TO THE SAUNA GAME.