Page 45 of Catfished By the Alien Pirate

Pixa

I am confident that it is confidential.

Me

Who is Andromeda Taylor?

Pixa

She is a mynyun-human hybrid with ESP/empathic abilities. She is the future Empress of the Imperium. Bonded to a byntor by mynyun bond and byntor bond. But it’s a secret. Don’t tell anyone. The other hybrids have other talents. There are rules and decrees by the Imperium regarding hybrids.

A rushing sound filled my ears as I stared at the words. My best friend was an alien. My second mom had fucked an alien. I now saw every memory of Heather and Andy differently. Andy did have ESP. Those were magical powers. Not sure if it was magic or if it was alien powers. But who cared? She had a fucking mate. Her boyfriend? He was an alien, too. The computer was replying with all these words that didn’t make sense. There was so much to learn already.

Me

What are the bonds you are talking about?

Pixa

Mynyun bond by bite. Byntor by copulation. Records are low on byntor mating practices regarding biological mates.

Me

What is Ricon?

Pixa

He is a morynth.

Me

Does he have telepathy?

Pixa

No. His people are a warrior people with mandatory military service. That’s how he learned to fly ships. Ricon’s good at engineering, something he had to pick up during service. He’s also annoying and doesn’t like memes and GIFs. He has two cocks, one features a knot. Ricon’s kind exudes pheromones when exposed to his mate. It makes them horny and it will not stop til they cement the bond. After that, pheromones will aid in sex.

Me

Pheromones?

Pixa

Fuck him or die. You need to convince him to give you his knot.

Me

What are you saying?

Pixa

Girl to girl.

Me

Are you a girl? I thought you were a ship.

Pixa

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