I’m officially on the naughty list.
My new stepbrother August has made sure of that.
I’m trying to be good over the Holidays, but my new stepbrother is making that impossible.
Good girls don’t have dirty thoughts like the ones August is putting into my head.
They don’t kiss their hot stepbrother in front of the Christmas tree.
And they definitely don’t sneak from room to room while their parents are sleeping upstairs.
Santa might like good girls.
But August likes me naughty.
And there’s only one man I’m aiming to please this Holiday season.
Sorry, Santa.
Load my stockings with coal.
After I take them off for August…