Hattie’s Guide to Crushing on Your Workplace Arch Nemesis:
Rule one: Do not engage. Do not give that doorway-leaning, sinful-smirking jerk the satisfaction.
Rule two: No more late nights together in the office. No more sparks flying by the water cooler. And absolutely no tackling him into the corporate ball pit.
Rule three: Never forget that you loathe each other. Never admit to any squishy feelings. Never let him sense your weakness.
And never, ever, ever become nemeses with benefits.