Falling for the Beast

Who answers an ad to spend Christmas with a stranger?
Crazy people…and me.
I’m crazy. Totally and completely off my rocker.
But loneliness does that to a girl.
And I’m as lonely as it gets.
So, I’m flying to a little town in Colorado to spend my Christmas with a lovely lady who I suppose is as lonely as me.

Only when I get there it’s not a sweet old lady who answers the door.
Oh no, it’s a big burly mountain of a man who isn’t expecting me, and most definitely doesn’t want me for Christmas.

Trouble is, there’s a dangerous blizzard blowing outside, we’re halfway up a mountain, and my ride is gone.

I can call a taxi or even Search and Rescue.
Anything to escape this terrible misunderstanding.
But he says I’m not going anywhere.