Dark Christmas

I thought my neighbor was just a grumpy recluse.
Turns out, he’s the devil in an Armani suit.

It all started with a Christmas disaster.
My curvy boudoir photos landed on his doorstep.
Cue absolute panic…
And visions of him laughing at my plus-size curves.

But when I showed up to reclaim my photos…
He wasn’t laughing.
He was waiting.