Silas is now the one staring, completely dumbfounded. I drop my head to hide my quiet laugh.
“Uh, no, ma'am. If you want to return an item, then you need to bring it in. We don't go to people's houses to retrieve it.”
The lady's mouth flops for a moment, and then she proceeds to go off on a tangent. The words ‘you people’and‘pieces of shit’are said so much, I'm ready to send her to an early grave and inscribe the words on her goddamn tombstone.
Eventually, I step in and send her off on her merry way, promising a return when she brings back the actual fucking TV. She didn't argue much. Most don't when they crack their necks simply to look up at me.
Which makes my job a fuck of a lot easier considering my regular customers aren't wanting to buy TVs. And while I've worked with quite a few grandmas, they certainly weren't harmless.
“Why are felons so much easier to deal with?” Silas grumbles, casting a dirty look at the door the old woman just exited out of.
I raise a brow. “Why do you think I created this business?”
Silas cocks his own brow mockingly. “Because you're a smart motherfucker who learned how to do something ninety-nine percent of the population can't do?”
“Ninety-nine percent is a bit of a stretch,” I respond dryly.
But it's not far off.
I was twelve years old when my older sister, Olivia, paid some asshole for a fake ID. I remember her being so excited, her blue eyes sparkling as she talked about getting into her first bar.
She was sixteen years old and deep in her rebellious phase.
That weekend, Olivia got dressed up with her best friend, Kelly, and they snuck out after our mom went to bed. That was the last time I saw her, and I remember vividly calling her an idiot before she climbed out of her window and ran off into the night.
The story of what happened afterward was told through the mouth of her killer during his trial.
According to Officer James Gill, he was called to the club Olivia and Kelly tried getting into. The bouncer took one look and could see their IDs were poorly made. So, to teach them a lesson, he called the police.
Officer Gill arrived at the club ten minutes later and herded them into the back seat of his cruiser. Except, he never took them to the station.
Instead, he drove them to his house that was settled by the mountains on the outskirts of town. There, he proceeded to rape and torture them for two days until he ultimately shot them both in the back of the head.
For two years, we didn’t know what happened to them. Until Officer Gill kidnapped another girl, and unlike my sister and herfriend, she escaped and lived to tell the police force what an evil man they had working for them.
After that, they searched his house and found Olivia, Kelly, and seven other girls buried on his property.
All I could think was that if my sister and her friend had never gotten shitty IDs, James Gill would’ve never entered their lives. Would’ve never put them in the back of his car and senselessly murdered them.
In my fourteen-year-old stupid-ass brain, I thought I was avenging my sister by learning how to make legitimate fake IDs for young women. It didn’t take long before I realized I was only allowing them to enter an environment full of equally evil men. They weren’t any safer and had my sister gotten in the bar that night, there’s no guarantee a different man wouldn’t have committed the same atrocious deed.
So, for a while, I had a skill that I didn’t know how to utilize.
Until one day, a kid a few years older, David, came to me and asked if I could do more than just make him a new ID. He wanted a new life.
His dad was a general in the Marine Corps and highly abusive. David felt his life was in danger every time he went home and was convinced that if he just simply ran away, his father would find him. I guess his old man had threatened as much.
It took me two weeks to figure out how to get him a new social security card and birth certificate. I even managed to get him a job on a fishing boat.
It sparked a passion I didn't know I had. Turns out, making people disappear would be how I'd save them.
I turnedeighteen and started my own business,Black Portal,an electronic store that sells TVs. But that was only my front. I sold my actual services by word of mouth in the beginning. Eventually, I got Legion's attention from one of my clients who knew him, and he liked what I could do and sent more clients my way. He helps bring me business; in return, I help him with favors.
My only rule—I don't help rapists or pedophiles, which isn't an issue since Legion makes those types disappear in a more permanent way. Murderers, I take case-by-case. I've helped bad guys get away, but they weren’t lacking the moral compass I require if they want my help. There is such a thing as a gray area, mainly when it comes to murder.
“Jesus, is that who I think it is?” Silas whispers, his question saturated in disbelief.
My heart stops beating the second I lay eyes on her.