Page 57 of The Fangirl and the Grump

Wolf Daddy:What if I promise not to be distracted by you in the least?

Keegan:No can do. Bros before hoes and all that jazz.

Wolf Daddy:Please never say that again.

Keegan:What? Bros before hoes?

Wolf Daddy:You said it again.

Keegan:Oops. Guess you’re going to have to teach me a lesson. A real good one.

Wolf Daddy:Jesus Christ.

Wednesday

Wolf Daddy:Why did I just receive a screenshot of our text thread from Willow with a dozen laughing emojis?

Keegan:Excuse me while I go murder your sister.

Keegan:Okay. I’m back. She’s good and dead. I left my phone on the counter in the back and she found it. I guess I’m going to have to finally add a security code to the lock screen.

Wolf Daddy:Care to explain why my contact name isn’t my actual name?

Keegan:Oh, shoot. Willow is alive after all, and she needs my help with something. Don’t want to get fired. Toodles!

Wolf Daddy:Keegan.

Wolf Daddy:Don’t ignore me.

Wolf Daddy: I really am going to have to spank you, aren’t I?

Thursday

Keegan:Are you still mad?

Wolf Daddy:I found out you’ve been calling me Wolf Daddy behind my back, and when I called you out on it, you ghosted me. So, you tell me. Am I still mad?

Keegan:Naw. You secretly like it.

Wolf Daddy:I really don’t.

Keegan:I know how to make it better.

Wolf Daddy:You can start by changing my contact in your phone.

Keegan:I already did.

Wolf Daddy:Why don’t I believe you?

Keegan:Well, I added that security code to my phone, so you’ll never know for sure. Guess you’re just going to have to trust me.

Wolf Daddy:Mm-hmm.

Keegan:Do you want to know how I’m making it up to you, or not?

Wolf Daddy:Tell me.

Keegan:I gently suggested to Willow that she should invite Pressley over for a girls’ night-slash-sleepover tomorrow. They both agreed, so I’m all yours. If you still want me, that is.

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