Page 56 of The Fangirl and the Grump

WolfDaddy: Please never mention my sister and sex in the same sentence again. Thanks.

Wolf Daddy: And no, I’ve never needed help in that arena.

Keegan: Cocky much?

Wolf Daddy: There you go, obsessing over my cock again.

Keegan: Well, it is magnificent.

Wolf Daddy: What are you doing tonight? I’d love to reacquaint you with it.

Keegan: No can do. I have plans with Pressley. Plans that include Vincenzo’s and some amazing alfredo sauce.

Wolf Daddy: Now I’m hungry.

Keegan: I’ll think of you while I’m gorging on Italian food tonight.

Wolf Daddy: Gee, thanks.

Wolf Daddy: I’ll think of you gorging on something while I’m all alone in my sad apartment tonight.

Keegan: Send pics! *winky face emoji*

Wolf Daddy: Not happening.

Keegan:Boo! You’re no fun.

Tuesday

Wolf Daddy:How was dinner?

Keegan:Delicious. And no one fell on their face.

Wolf Daddy:Brat.

Keegan:Ooh, now I’m a brat. Are you going to punish me?

Wolf Daddy:Do you want to be punished?

Keegan:I don’t know. A little light spanking might be fun.

Wolf Daddy:Keegan.

Keegan:What?

Wolf Daddy:I’m not going to be able to get any work done with the image of my red handprint on your gorgeous ass stuck in my head all day.

Keegan:You’re welcome.

Wolf Daddy:Tell me I can see you tonight.

Wolf Daddy:Fuck. Never mind. I can’t. I promised Bram I’d go with him to an open mic night at a bar in Jonas Hill.

Keegan:OMG. Is he going to play and sing in front of a crowd?

Wolf Daddy:Yeah. It’s his first time, and he’s nervous. Want to come cheer him on with me?

Keegan:I’d love to, but I won’t. He needs his friend, and me and my bratty ass will only distract you.

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