Page 24 of The Longest Speed Date

Jet: only by a year … Come on Ari, what’s your fave sexy scene?

Jet: sex dungeon scene from Fifty Shades or Mr Darcy wet shirt? lol

Ari: *laughing emoji* Neither. Although Wet Darcy is Hot Darcy

Ari: I don’t have a favourite scene

Jet: you don’t have a favourite scene that turns you on every time you see it?

Ari: I like to read sexy scenes. And listen to them.

Ari: I had to pull over Bessie the other day because the audio book I was listening to got hot real quick and the scene was *fire emoji*

Jet: I haven’t read a book since they forced us to in high school

Ari: the books I read are NSFHS

Jet: NSFHS?

Ari: not safe for high school lol

Jet: soooo you read dirty books?

Ari: I do, shearer guy. With a guaranteed HEA every time

Jet: Got your postcards from Townsville and Charters Towers finally. Stuck them on the bar.

Jet: You know, we’re like pen pals. You send me postcards

Ari: You send me texts. So pext pals

Jet: That’s not a thing Ari …

Ari: it’s totes a thing, Jet …

Jet: it sounds like sext pals

Ari: only if you don’t know the alphabet.

Ari: you want to be my sext pal??

Jet: U serious?

Ari: *photo attached*

Jet: holy shit did you just send a nude?

Jet: Ari, this is your ankle *eye roll emoji*

Ari: if this was 1813, that was totally a scandalous text I just sent

Jet: you realise how ridiculous that sounds?

Ari: I stand by my comment. In the book I just finished—yes, the romance one—the hero is completely obsessed with the heroine’s ankles. She keeps flouncing in her gowns and catches glimpses of them *fire emoji*

Jet: her ankles … what is with that?

Ari: not sure, but all he knows is he wants her. Wants her bad.

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