Right? Kristen was no fool. You give good dick.

Come back to bed.

Epilogue

2026

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Date: February 14, 2026

Subject: What did you say ...

... when I asked you to marry me exactly at midnight?

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Date: February 14, 2026

Subject: Re: What did you say ...

You’ll never forget what I said because I think you are still deaf from how loud I screamed YES into your ear.

Are we still going to be emailing each other from the same couch on Valentine’s Day in fifty years?

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Date: February 14, 2026

Subject: Re: What did you say ...

Without question.