Okay C, I’m impressed.

This was genuinely elaborate. You sound a little homesick, though. I’m sorry.

I’m okay. My boyfriend and I (yes the same one from last year) had plans to go away with his family this weekend, but two weeks ago I drove by him in his car making out with some girl I found out goes to a different high school, so he is now my ex-boyfriend, and tonight I’m learning to sew so I can make voodoo dolls and slowly stab them with sewing pins.

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Date: February 14, 2017

Subject: Re: Happy Valentine’s Day

Are you serious? That dude is a dick.

I ended things with my gf before I left for school and it was like two weeeks before she was dating one of my best friends. Iwas fine that she moved on and I wasn’t mad, but it made winter break pretty awkward.

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Date: February 14, 2017

Subject: Re: Happy Valentine’s Day

Woof. I bet.

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Date: February 14, 2017

Subject: Re: Happy Valentine’s Day

Yeah but do’nt worry about that. College has been good to me.

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Date: February 14, 2017

Subject: Re: Happy Valentine’s Day

Ok Romeo! Get yours!

See you next year.

T.

Chapter Five

2018

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]