T.

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Date: February 14, 2014

Subject: Re: Missing Assignment

That sucks. But also, how do you know I’m a guy?

C.

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Date: February 14, 2014

Subject: Re: Missing Assignment

I just took a wild guess since you didn’t use any exclamation points and any female in this city would use several.

T.

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Date: February 14, 2014

Subject: Re: Missing Assignment

Smart. So from your lack of exclamation points you must also be a guy.

What school do you go to?

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Date: February 14, 2014

Subject: Re: Missing Assignment

I am the exception to the rule.

And didn’t your parents tell you not to share personal information with strangers on the internet?

Happy Valentine’s Day,

T.

Chapter Two

2015

From: [email protected]