From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Date: February 14, 2018

Subject: Re: Happy Valentine’s Day!

Your mom sounds cool.

I think my mom had a psychotic break when they dropped me off at college. I’m the youngest of [number redacted; please consult your D&P Rule Book] and so when they drove off, rumor has it my mom lost her shit at a [regional restaurant redacted; please consult the D&P Rule Book] and threw a cinnamon roll at my father.

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Date: February 14, 2018

Subject: Re: Happy Valentine’s Day!

Per the official D&P Rule Book, family size is allowed; regional restaurant names are not.

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Date: February 14, 2018

Subject: Re: Happy Valentine’s Day!

In that case, I’m the youngest of four.

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Date: February 14, 2018

Subject: Re: Happy Valentine’s Day!

Okay four kids in college, though? I’d throw a cinnamon roll at the man responsible, too.

Anyway, go study for your test. And good luck.

See you back here next year.

xo

T.

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Date: February 14, 2018

Subject: Re: Happy Valentine’s Day!

See you next year.