From: [email protected]
Date: February 14, 2018
Subject: Re: Happy Valentine’s Day!
Your mom sounds cool.
I think my mom had a psychotic break when they dropped me off at college. I’m the youngest of [number redacted; please consult your D&P Rule Book] and so when they drove off, rumor has it my mom lost her shit at a [regional restaurant redacted; please consult the D&P Rule Book] and threw a cinnamon roll at my father.
From: [email protected]
Date: February 14, 2018
Subject: Re: Happy Valentine’s Day!
Per the official D&P Rule Book, family size is allowed; regional restaurant names are not.
From: [email protected]
Date: February 14, 2018
Subject: Re: Happy Valentine’s Day!
In that case, I’m the youngest of four.
From: [email protected]
Date: February 14, 2018
Subject: Re: Happy Valentine’s Day!
Okay four kids in college, though? I’d throw a cinnamon roll at the man responsible, too.
Anyway, go study for your test. And good luck.
See you back here next year.
xo
T.
From: [email protected]
Date: February 14, 2018
Subject: Re: Happy Valentine’s Day!
See you next year.