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Date: February 14, 2018

Subject: Happy Valentine’s Day!

I WINNNNNNNNN

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Date: February 14, 2018

Subject: Re: Happy Valentine’s Day!

NO FUCKING WAY, you will not believe this, but I was literally about to hit Send.

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Date: February 14, 2018

Subject: Re: Happy Valentine’s Day!

And yet, she pulls out the win! Sweet, sweet victory!

What’s up, C? Are you drunk at a party again?

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Date: February 14, 2018

Subject: Re: Happy Valentine’s Day!

Ha ha no, I have a huge exam tomorrow in [class name redacted for T’s privacy regulations], so I’m at the library.

Are you building voodoo dolls again?

Also, nice email address, girl, I see you.

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Date: February 14, 2018

Subject: Re: Happy Valentine’s Day!

Had to keep with the trend. And since you’re literally the only person I email other than teachers or my grandparents, I figured we’d keep the talk of college parties off my school email address ha ha.

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Date: February 14, 2018

Subject: Re: Happy Valentine’s Day!

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