Troy:You.
Fuck.
Me.
My best friend stares at me, a range of emotions on his face–confusion, curiosity, amusement.
“You’re smiling. At your phone. It’s the middle of the night in Costa Rica, so I highly doubt it’s Maci on the other end.”
I cut off my smile, biting into my lip and saying nothing. He chuckles and focuses back on the song he’s writing.
Me:Morning person or night person?I take another turn so I don’t have to respond to his answer.
Troy:All of the above. Plus the middle of the day. You?
Of course he would say that.
Me:Hmmm. Middle of the night? That in between where you’re on the edge of being asleep where it feels like a dream, and you’re a little more willing to do something you usually wouldn’t.
Troy:Hmm. I like that answer.
He seems surprised. To be honest, I am too.
Me:Your turn.
Troy:Favorite color?
Me:What kind of answer are you looking for here? Sheets? Condoms? Underwear?
Troy:I’m looking for you to tell me you’ll go buy red lingerie for every day of the week.
Me:Is that what does it for you? Haha
Troy:When it’s on you, fuck yes.
Me:Noted.
Troy:What turns you on the most?
Me:I think you should figure out the answer to that one all on your own.
Troy:Challenge accepted.
Troy:At least help me out a little. Have you been having fun?
Troy:In bed.
Troy:With me.
Me:You know the answer to that.
Troy:Yeah, the sex is great, but you can tell me specifically what you like. If this is only going to be that, the least I can do is make sure it’s worth your while.
Me:I don’t know.
Troy:You’re telling me the queen of honest, unfiltered opinions, once again has no opinion when it comes to me.
Me:I have an opinion.