Page 44 of Dirty Secret Love

River:

Why not? You’re famous . . . and wealthy. Why do you live in such a small house—and town? You could easily buy a mansion in a big city, away from your family.

Sutton:

I live within my needs. And I don’t think I have as much money as you do.

River:

I used to be wealthy. Currently I only have three hundred dollars to my name, hiding under my mattress since I can’t use the bank.

Sutton:

You’re kidding, right?

River:

Of course, I only have like twenty dollars, and it’s in my wallet.

Sutton:

And you plan to buy the fancy lock with that?

River:

No, that’s something I already ordered.

Sutton:

From where?

Sutton:

Okay, so you really don’t have a comeback. I’m starting to think you’re full of shit.

River:

I was dealing with the ladies.

Sutton:

:raised-eyebrow: emoji

Sutton:

Are you already fake cheating on me?

River:

Huh, I never thought you’d be jealous of the cows.

River:

:cow-face: emoji <- look at the adorable face, you can’t judge them.

Sutton:

Hey, how come you have emojis on your old phone?