River:
Why not? You’re famous . . . and wealthy. Why do you live in such a small house—and town? You could easily buy a mansion in a big city, away from your family.
Sutton:
I live within my needs. And I don’t think I have as much money as you do.
River:
I used to be wealthy. Currently I only have three hundred dollars to my name, hiding under my mattress since I can’t use the bank.
Sutton:
You’re kidding, right?
River:
Of course, I only have like twenty dollars, and it’s in my wallet.
Sutton:
And you plan to buy the fancy lock with that?
River:
No, that’s something I already ordered.
Sutton:
From where?
Sutton:
Okay, so you really don’t have a comeback. I’m starting to think you’re full of shit.
River:
I was dealing with the ladies.
Sutton:
:raised-eyebrow: emoji
Sutton:
Are you already fake cheating on me?
River:
Huh, I never thought you’d be jealous of the cows.
River:
:cow-face: emoji <- look at the adorable face, you can’t judge them.
Sutton:
Hey, how come you have emojis on your old phone?