Gus: For the love of…meet me at the thrift store. We need to get you an outfit.
Me: Gus. No.
Gus: You’re meeting David. You have to look good. Consider me your stylist for the night.
Me: Wait? I’m meeting Mr. Internet Boyfriend!
Gus: Yes. Behave.
Me: You behave.
Gus: (smiling devil emoji)
Me: Gus. Seriously, you have to behave. All of the Marinos will be there and Mila told me she, Myra, and Nancy are coming.
Gus: Wait the she-devil twins are home?
Me: Yes. For winter break.
My phone vibrates and I see a credit in my banking app. I click on it.
From Gustavo Perez: $75.
Note: You better spend all of this for your outfit. I need David to be super impressed by your fashion skills.
I groan.
Me: Seriously?
Gus: YES!
Me: I hate you.
Gus: You love me.
Me: You are seriously warped.
Gus: Obviously. (rolling eye emoji)
Me: OK. Finishing up here and heading over to the thrift store.
Gus: Cool beans. See you there, fashionista.
I shake my head as I put my cleaning supplies away and go out to Princess. I rub at a small scratch on her door as if it will magically buff away. My phone pings again with a text from Chase. I seriously need to change his name on my phone.
World’s Best Boyfriend: Are you still good for tonight?
Me: Yep.
World’s Best Boyfriend: I’ll pick you up at seven.
Me: Sounds good.
World’s Best Boyfriend: And you're fine with seeing Nancy?
Me: Nope.
World’s Best Boyfriend: Sorry. We don’t have to stay long.