Stella
You went on a date and didn’t get railed? What kind of person are you dating?
Mom’s dating?!?!?!?!
David
Who are you dating?
Joey
Is nobody else going to address the fact that Gin’s awake before 10 on a Saturday?
Ginny
Oh, fuck off.
Stella
Beeteedubs, Copper’s cute. I want one.
David
WHO ARE YOU DATING?
Joey
Jeez, Davey, it’s not like you’re going to show up to interrogate this person.
Ginny laughed at the texts, because her brother had always gotten into this overprotective mode whenever one of them was dating someone new. He rarely ever liked the people they dated and it was still quite a miracle that David and Rahul, Stella’s husband, had become so close.
Ginny
Gavin Rhodes.
Stella
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joey
What the fuck.
(Are those boys still hot as fuck?)
David
Are you kidding me.
Ginny
Jo, you have no idea how much hotter all of them got. Stel, you can’t really be that surprised. And Davey, you liked Gavin.
David
I liked all those guys, they were great fun. But he’s like…younger than you.
Ginny