Alex: Come on.
River: Sidney will kill you and we’ll all watch
Lucas: *popcorn emoji*
Jax: Have you spoken with Mia?
Alex: What is this, some kind of intervention?
River: Drop it.
Lucas: You’re kidding me right? Do you have amnesia? Don’t you remember all those chats we had where you lined me up?
River: You mean the ones where I told you not to be an idiot when it came to Piper? I was right.
Jax: Practically clairvoyant. It was nearly impossible to see those two were meant to be.
Alex: Watching you two make fools of yourselves was my favorite part of university.
Lucas: Gotta say, I’m enjoying you two doing it now.
Alex: What’s that supposed to mean?
Jax: He means Piper and Sidney practically teed you up when they put you three in the same room and you still struck out.
Alex: Not sure if I should be annoyed or kiss them.
Alex: Definitely kiss.
Jax: Nice knowing you. Lucas, you got this?
Lucas: Already on my way.
Alex: Kidding. Kidding. Jesus.
River: Did Sidney say anything about Mia that I need to know about?
Jax: Sid checked in on her. Says she’s been upset. She’s not talking about it though.
Lucas: WTF. What did you two fuckers do?
Alex: Well, I’m pretty sure I fell in love with her so I’m not sure how we’re to blame.
Jax: Please tell me you didn’t tell her that?
Alex: Of course not.
Alex: River stopped me.
River: She’s skittish.
Lucas: Jax, maybe have her over to your place and send over an update?
Jax: Can’t. Clam diving, remember?
Lucas: How are we friends?
Jax: Come on, man. Don’t be like that. I know you love me.