I blinked and didn’t want to respond.
He grinned. “I’m right—I see it on your face. Vegetarian?”
I sighed and wished for a time machine so I could go back andnotengage with Mr. Nothing in the security line. “I requested a vegetarian meal, yes.”
He looked genuinely happy for the first time since we’d met, and said, “Of courseyou’re a vegetarian.”
“I’m not a vegetarian,” I said, absolutelythrilledby his wrongness.
He lowered his dark brows. “Then why did you order the vegetarian meal?”
I tucked my hair behind my ears, raised my chin, and said, “Because I find airline meat to be questionable.”
That earned me another arrogant half smile. He said, “See? Labor-intensive.”
“Shh.”
I lifted my book and tried reading, but I took in only two sentences before Mr. Nothing said, “Want to know how it ends?”
“What?”
“Your book.”
I glanced at him over my glasses. “You’ve readthis?”
He shrugged. “Basically.”
I wanted to call bullshit, but instead I just said, “How is that an answer?”
He swirled the soda around in his glass. “I read the summary and then I read the last three chapters.”
Of course you did.Annoyance slid through me as I said, “Why would you do that?”
He lifted the cup to his mouth. “I wanted to know if the alcoholic guy dies at the end, and once I knew the answer, I didn’t want to read any more.”
“Oh my God.” I seriously didn’t know where Mr. Nothing got all that nerve, but it was irritating as hell. He was like the polar opposite of the “manic pixie dream girl” in a movie. Instead of being used by writers to bring a character out of their comfort zone, Mr. Nothing was being used by the universe to piss me off and make me grumpier than I already was. “Why would you ruin it for me? Who does that?”
“What? I didn’t tell you anything.”
“Yes, you did.” I took another sip of my soda, annoyed by his spoiler, and said, “If he didn’t die, you would’ve kept reading.”
“How do you know? Maybe I like death and didn’t want to read a book with a happy ending.”
“That actually wouldn’t surprise me,” I said, absolutely meaning it. If anyone were to find enjoyment in a death book with an unhappy ending, it’d be Mr. Nothing. He seemed to get off on going against the grain.
“So read on,” he said, giving a chin nod to my book.
I bristled. “I will.”
I pretended to read for a few minutes while my brain had a tiny freak-out over Mr. Nothing. He was like the cherry on top of my dumpster-life sundae, and it was absurdly on-brand that I would be subjected to him on the very flight that was taking me to my unwanted new life.
I was thrilled when he got up to go to the restroom. I put on headphones so that when he came back, I couldn’t hear his ridiculous observations anymore.
It was brilliant.
He seemed to be immersed in his phone once he got back, and I managed a few hours of silent reading before the attendants brought out dinner and the words “Your vegetable lasagna is here” punched me in the earholes.
I yanked my headphones off and away from him, looked up, and grabbed the tray from the attendant. “Thank you.”