“What are you doing?” I whispered, clutching the strap of my carry-on bag as I tried scooting away from him while still maintaining my First in Line status. He was wearing a hoodie that saidMr. Nothing, with baggy shorts, and he didn’t have a single thing in his hands. No carry-on, no book, no coat; what kind of person traveled like that?
He moved even closer, so his face was about an inch from mine, and said under his breath, “Relax, Glasses. I just don’t want to wait in that line, so I’m making it look like we’re together.”
“But.” I looked at him and wondered who Mr. Nothing actuallywas. He was obviously my age-ish and a generally attractive human. He had thick, dark, careless hair and a nice mouth. But his nerve was just too huge for a normal boy. “That’s not fair.”
He raised an eyebrow.
“Everyone else has to wait in line,” I said, trying not to sound like a child screamingIt’s not fairwhile kind of wanting to throw elbows. “If you didn’t want to wait, you should’ve gotten here earlier.”
“Like you?” he asked, his tone thick with sarcasm.
I pushed up my glasses. “Yes, like me.”
Why is this total stranger messing with me?Was this karma for daydreaming about Adorable Family being stranded at the airport? Karma was supposed to be a cat, dammit, notthis.
He tilted his head to the side and looked at me. “I bet you used to be a hall monitor.”
“Excuse me?”It was obvious he meant it in an insulting way, and I was torn between wanting to punch him in the face and wanting to sobbingly beg him to leave me alone. I glanced behind us again, and the man next in line was smirking, clearly eavesdropping. I turned back to Mr. Nothing and whispered, “Not that it’s any of your business, but everyone had to take a turn at my school.”
“Sure they did.”
Sure they did?I made a noise, sort of a growl mixed with a groan, before fleetingly wondering if punching a fellow passenger was a federal offense.
“Are you… Do you not believe me?” I asked through gritted teeth. “Abouthallmonitoring?”
He smirked. “It’s not that I don’t believe you; it’s that we both know you would’ve signed up whether it was mandatory or not.”
How would he know that?He wasn’t wrong, but it pissed me off that he behaved as if he knew me, when our relationship spanned five awful minutes. I was squinting and my nose was scrunched up like something smelled bad, but it was physically impossible to unsquinch it. I managed to bite out, “Whatever.”
He stopped talking but didn’t move; he just stayed put, right where he was. We both stood there, side by side, staring in front of us in silence.Why isn’t he moving? He’s not going to stay here, is he??After another long minute of non-speak, I couldn’t take it and very nearly shouted the words “Why are you still here?”
He seemed confused by my question. “What?”
I pointed my thumb over my shoulder, and he said, “Oh my God, you were serious about that? You’re going to make me go to the back?”
I breathed in through my nose. “I’mnot making you. It’s the way things work.”
“Oh, well, if it’s the way things work…” He looked at me like I was an idiot.
The airline employee who’d been standing beside the door grabbed the speaker and began announcing our flight. I gave Mr. Nothing another pointed look, the patentedWTF are you doinglook, punctuated with bug eyes, which made him shake his head and step out of line.
He looked at the guy behind me and said, “It’s the way things work; don’t worry about it.”
And even though I refused to turn around and watch him, I heard him mutter “It’s the way things work” no less than five times as he made his way to the back of the line.
Whyyyyyyy?Why was this smug, sarcastic jerk even part of my experience?He’s ruining flying for me,I thought as I scanned my boarding pass and started down the Jetway, which was ironic when flying was theonlything I didn’t hate about the day.
My first time flying alone was the one teensy-tiny thing that I’d been excited about, and Assbag Zero seemed determined to destroy that.
I didn’t relax until we were boarded, my bag was stowed in the overhead compartment, I’d texted both my parents, and I was seated next to the window. People were still getting settled, but I’d made it. I’d been stressed all day, but now—ahhh. I closed my eyes and felt like I could finally exhale.
Until.
“What are the odds that we’d be seat neighbors?”
I opened my eyes, and there was Mr. Nothing, standing in the aisle, his mouth hard as he looked just as happy to see me as I was to see him.
CHAPTER TWOCharlie