Ally:
Nope. What’s up?
Me:
Reading the news and saw there was a serial killer on the loose. Just making sure you’re alive.
Ally:
Really? I hadn’t heard.
Me:
It’s all over the internet. Little beach town north of Los Angeles. Second victim. Just be careful.
Ally:
That’s terrible. I’ll look it up. How’s the new job?
Me:
So good! Loving it already. Wanna meet for a drink this weekend? Jess and Ella will be there.
Ally:
Count me in! Saturday?
Me:
Sounds good. Hey, do you have mace? Or brass knuckles? A stun gun maybe?
Ally:
Lol, relax. I’m fine. Plus Derek and I have been hanging out. I’ll have him walk me to my car. I’ll make sure I’m home before the street lights come on.
Me:
Ooooh. Is that the 5th-grade teacher you were “making eyes” at?
Ally:
Yep! So hot. And so single. *gif of Ace Ventura air thrusting*
Me:
Haha. Ok. Just send me a text every now and then so I know you’re not chopped up in little pieces.
Ally:
K. Did you bang sexy pants yet?
Me:
I hate you.
Ally:
Love you too. Gotta go. Derek is coming over for dinner.