Holly: I thought we went over this at the gala. They're dicks who ruin ecosystems.
Parker: Do you think geese say the same thing about humans?
Parker: My sister is considering adding it to the menu.
Holly: Seriously?
Parker: No, but it was how she started her text to me about you. It took her long enough to reach out about our photo.
Parker: What are you doing up this late?
His last textis accompanied by a photo of the two of us at the gala. We're looking at each other, a secret smile shared between us. There is a post-orgasm blush blooming on my cheeks.
Holly: I've been binging TV, lost track of time. Why are you awake?
Parker: Different time zone. I'm in London on business.
Holly: So why are you texting me?
Parker: I wanted to text you before I forgot, because I woke up to a dozen texts from my sister giving me the fifth degree about not telling her. Apparently, she was giving me time to “come clean” and because I didn't, I'm now in the doghouse.
Holly: Is she Livvy_Thomas on Pictogram?
Parker: Oh god.
Parker: DECLINE. BLOCK. SAVE YOURSELF.
Holly: Too late. She's pretty.
Parker: She gets her looks from our mom.
Holly: Why Vermont for the wedding?
Parker: It's where her dad lives and she grew up.
Parker: So what's the verdict? Am I telling her you don't eat goose?
Holly: She shouldn't go out of her way on my account.
Parker: I'll tell her. Get some sleep, Holly.
Holly: Good night, Parker.
Parker: Good night, Holly.
* * *
The doorbell startlesme awake the next morning. When I buzz them up, I see it's a delivery man with a large wooden box.
"I'm sorry. I didn't order anything," I start.
I should know better when he hands me a bill of sale. It doesn't have the cost or a description, just my shipping address and a billing address of Parker's office.
My cheeks turn scarlet when I see it's the painting that I had been looking at before spying the couple having sex at the gala. It's the last thing I saw before waves of pleasure drove me to close my eyes.
The delivery person offers to hang it, and I direct him to install it over my bed. When he's done and has taken all coverings, I check my phone.
Parker: I'm looking forward to seeing where you hung your present.