Annoyed, I grab my phone to look over my DoorDash options.
Leaning against my counter, I scroll for a couple of minutes before I get bored and close the app. I don’t know what I’m in the mood for, and everyone knows you can never decide on a DoorDash option when you don’t have a specific craving.
I dial Katie’s number as I walk through the house and drop down onto the couch.
“Hello?” she answers, and I groan.
“Tell me what to get for dinner,” I whine, falling over on the couch dramatically, even though she can’t see me.
“Burger?” she suggests first.
“No.”
“Sushi?”
“No.”
“Uhhhh, tacos?” She laughs.
“No,” I whine, rolling my head on the leather.
“Okay, I’m done.”
“Kaaaate!I can’t pinpoint my craving, and I’mhungry.”
“Well, I guess you’re going to starve because I don’t know how to help you,” she muses, teasing me.
“Promise you’ll invite Rihanna to my funeral.”
“I will,” she says, laughing. “Of course. But I don’t think she’ll come. She’s so busy with the makeup line, and I’m pretty sure she’s secretly recording a new album.”
I groan. “Tell me about your day to distract me. Maybe that’ll help my stomach decide.”
“I met with a client about their new house in Seattle, and we went over color schemes and patterns. She wants a massive statue of an elephant in the front yard, so I’m trying to figure out how to get around that.”
“The life of an interior designer, huh?”
“It’s a hard job, but someone has to do it,” she says sarcastically. “What about you? Have you seen your sex friend again?”
I cringe. “Mysex friend?”
“The douchey tattooed guy with the big dick. You know who I’m talking about.” She laughs as I roll my eyes.
“No, I haven’t seen him since Monday. Don’t think I’m going to again. I got relationship vibes from him. Not interested.”
“Or youareinterested and you’re just running away because you think you aren’t deserving of love,” she snips, and I outwardly flinch.
“Ouch.”
“Well… am I wrong?”
“I didn’t know I was calling my therapist; how much do I owe you, doctor?” I deadpan, sitting up straight again.
“This session is on the house, babe.” She chuckles. “But really, would it be so bad if you made an attachment? You need a support system down there, especially with everything going on with your dad. It might be nice to have a little love in your life.”
I think over her words, but before I have a chance to say anything back, she shouts through the phone. “I have a great idea!”
“Oh?” I say, laughing.