Page 61 of Pucker Factor

“As long as you understand that I have a cat and a goldfish at home that desperately need me.”

“I told you I would take care of it.”

“And did you?”

“Of course,” I snorted. I totally forgot.

She sighed and leaned back against me, using my chest as a pillow. My eyes widened in surprise as I stared at Kavanaugh. What the fuck was I supposed to do in this situation? He motioned for me to wrap my arm around her, but that seemed too intimate. And I couldn’t just shove her off me. That wouldn’t get me that blow job I knew she was willing to demonstrate just to prove she wasn’t too old.

And I didn’t actually mind her leaning against me, but…I was in front of the guys. There should be some kind of boundaries so I didn’t look like a pussy. Then again, I was getting laid when we got back to the hut. Snuggling seemed like a small trade to ensure I got head.

I slid my phone from my pocket and sent her address over to Cash, asking him to somehow take care of her cat, even though he wasn’t even in the same state.

Cash: How the fuck am I supposed to feed a cat in Chicago when I’m in Kansas?

Me: There’s got to be a cat feeding service.

Cash: You’re really pissing me off.

Me: Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

Cash: That depends. Do you want to die?

Me: Is it for a woman or just in general?

Cash: Is the woman worth dying for?

Me: It’s too soon to tell. Too many variables. I may need Lock on this one.

Cash: You already fucked her. There aren’t many choices here.

Me: I don’t think I should be talking about this with you.

Cash: You’re on the job!

Me: This is more a series of random events than a job.

Cash: I’m getting out Betty.

Me: Alright, alright! Geez, put her back in your pocket. I promise to be a good boy.

Cash: You’re with IRIS. I know that’s not true.

Well, we hadn’t blown anything up. That had to be a win. I glanced around the boat and then back to the shore. IRIS was staring at it too, a funny grin on his face.

“IRIS.”

“Yeah?”

“What did you—”

The building Sarah had been held in exploded, sending a gigantic ball of fire into the sky. I sighed, shaking my head. “You just couldn’t resist.”

“Hey, nobody was in the building,” he said defensively. “Well, no one alive.”

Red nodded. “He was hiding the evidence.”

“See? Aren’t you happy I’m with you now?”

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