Page 102 of Perfect Bragg

Elder

“They’re here,” Brody says as he rushes to the front door of my house where he’s still couch-surfing because I can’t seem to get rid of him.

“Whatever,” I mumble as I take another drink from the bottle. I knew my brothers would show up sooner or later. I was hoping for later but sooner’s fine, too. I really don’t care.

“I thought we dealt with this already,” Miller grumbles as he enters the living room and sits next to me.

“Dealt with what?”

“Hold on. Hold on. We can’t start asking questions until we have the tequila ready,” Brody says.

Peace groans. “No tequila.”

Brody rolls his eyes. “Get over it already.”

“I’m not the one who ran down Main Street buck ass naked.”

“I thought naked wasn’t a crime in Winter Falls.”

Peace scowls at Brody. “It’s not. But you didn’t stick to running naked through town.”

“What’s the big deal? I wanted to borrow a book.”

“The big deal is the library was closed and you were trying to break in through a locked window with your dick hanging out.”

Brody smirks. “I’m quite proud of the size of my dick.”

“Which everyone in town now knows since you shouted about how proud you were while I arrested you.”

“You could have given me a warning,” Brody pouts. “You’re my brother, after all.”

“I was planning to give you a warning until you called me a pig and claimed I couldn’t catch you.”

“You didn’t catch me.”

“Pretty sure I handcuffed your naked ass.”

“Only because I slipped in the mud.”

“Still caught you, didn’t I?”

“I warned you about letting Brody drink tequila,” Riley says. “My twin can’t handle his liquor. It’s embarrassing.”

“I’ll show you embarrassing.” Brody leaps at Riley.

Peace steps in between the two. “Knock it off.”

“Are we going to deal with Elder’s fuck up or watch the wonder twins put on a show?” Miller asks.

“Wonder twins activate!” Brody and Riley shout simultaneously while bumping their fists.

“I vote we let the annoying twins do their thing,” I say.

“The brother in the hot seat doesn’t get a vote,” Miller says.

“Why am I in the hot seat?” It’s not my fault Harmony got scared and kicked me out of her house.

He grunts. “You know why.”

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