Demi: Ooh, where are we going?
Ray: Surprise!
Demi: Boo!
Ray: ‘Laughing emoji’
Scar: I’m in.
Demi: Finally.
Ray: Thought you’d been fucked into a coma, bitch tits!
Scar: Well, if you weren’t a little bitch, you could be in your own fuck-coma.
Demi: Ew, with my brother? ‘barf emoji’
Ray: I’m not with your brother.
Demi: Then who? Don’t you go cheating on my brother. I will cut you!
Ray: Fuck you, Scar!
Scar: ‘Middle finger emoji’
Ray: I’m not with your brother or anyone else. Can we just not talk about boys, please? They give me a headache.
Scar: Fine.
Demi: Fine.
Ray: See you both Friday lunch.
Demi: ‘Thumbs up emoji’
Scar: Bitch tits out!
Right, I need to get out of the van and go somewhere I won’t see Scar and Boyband, or Steel! Fuck my life!
Ray: Gym in twenty.
Roach: You just got shot!
Ray: No shit, Sherlock! Gym in eighteen.
Roach: Okay.
Well, that was easier than I thought. Best get ready for the gym
After a great session with Roach and pointing him in the right direction, even injured, I still put him through hell. I open the door to the van.
“Are you fucking serious?” The booming, gravelly voice sounds across the parking lot. I wince as my fingers still on the door handle, turning to face him. I cross my arms over my chest.
“You bellowed?”
“Too fucking right, I bellowed. Are you fucking kidding me right now? Roach has just come in the clubhouse saying you were at the gym, and when I said what the fuck, you should be resting, Dozer piped up that you’ve been to work today! So, like I said, are you fucking serious?”
I sigh. “Steel, it’s nice that you care, really! But I know my own body, and I’m fine, so if that’s all?” I turn to grab the door, but it’s ripped out of my hand. “What the fuck, Steel?” Mother fucker is taking liberties now.