Adam: Such as?
Me: I’ll think about it
Adam: LOL
Me: I’m on a book tour with a client, I work for a literary agent and I’m travelling with an author. It’s only a small tour, we’re stopping at eight cities across the country. We’re about halfway through right now.
Adam: Wow, that’s awesome. Anyone I might know?
Me: Do you read erotic romance?
Adam: I don’t but I’m intrigued now, how erotic?
Me: Mildly. She’s pretty popular with the chicks
Adam: Sounds like me
Me: Big head much?
Adam: LOL
Me: Shit, I have a thing in five minutes, I’m gonna have to go
Adam: That’s okay, its work I get it
Me: It’s not work
Adam: It’s not work? You’re in the romantic windy city…Is your author male?
Me: God no, you think a guy could write romance novels
Adam: Probably not “mildly” erotic ones. So, who is he?
Me: The author’s researcher and before you go letting your imagination run wild, it’s not a date, we’re just taking the river cruise
Adam: Just the two of you?
Me: Yeah
Adam: What are you wearing?
Me: Excuse me?
Adam: I’ll be able to tell you if it’s a date or not by what you’re wearing
Me: That’s the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard. Kevin and I are just friends
Adam: Kevin?
I get off the bed and look at myself. He’s right. I’m wearing a date dress. I need to change.
Adam: Kevin is a douchey name
Me: What? No it’s not
Adam: You’re laughing right now
Me: Am not