Now it’s my turn to give him a stern look.
 
 “Sorry, darling. You’re right, I shouldn’t be making light of this
 
 situation. It is sad. A woman ready to get married and ruin Ryan
 
 Jones’s life forever has to endure her wedding day alone. It’s sad; it
 
 really is.”
 
 I shake my head, forcing my lips to frown at this point. “Karma is a
 
 funny thing.”
 
 “Agreed,” the guys all say in different variations.
 
 When the tantrum is over, and her bridesmaids scoop her off the
 
 ground, a man in a suit with an earpiece comes marching into the
 
 tent. He stands nearly seven feet tall, wearing sunglasses on a cloudy
 
 day, and looking like he’s ready to escort the President onto Air Force
 
 One.
 
 “Listen up, staff,” he calls, looking between the paused caterers and
 
 the band. “The wedding has been canceled for the day. Feel free to
 
 take your time packing up, we have a permit to be here until this
 
 evening, so there is no rush in breaking down your supplies. Stop by
 
 the valet station for your check on the way out.”
 
 The guys moan and roll their eyes.
 
 Instead, Percy seems interested. He raises his hand and moves in
 
 closer to the security guard. They talk out of earshot, and I happily
 
 kick off my heels, sitting down to rub my stomach while I and my
 
 brewing baby think about what food we can talk Percy into getting us
 
 on the way home.
 
 Before I can pick between greasy bar food and a hearty burger, Percy
 
 comes rushing back up to me. He gets on his knee, a sight similar to
 
 Ryan’s last plea for love nearly thirty minutes ago.
 
 “What are you doing, Percy?”
 
 “Will you marry me?”
 
 I have to tame myself from looking confused. The sentiment is sweet,