It was Hugh’s bachelor party. We were with Lila. Thankfully, no one got naked or arrested.
Brinkley
Anyway, you better make a move, Finny. Carl is going to swoop in the minute you leave. He already crashed Thanksgiving, and now he showed up at her office today. The writing is on the wall. Don’t sit back and wait for it to happen.
She said she doesn’t want to put any pressure on us and that we will talk about it before I leave. So, I’m trying to do what’s best for her.
Hugh
That’s a fair point.
Georgia
Trust your gut, Finny. You two are so good together. It won’t matter that you’re leaving for a while. You’re meant to be together.
Cage
I still think leading with the penis was a good plan.
Hugh
It always is, brother.
Brinkley
Not my go-to, but whatever. Maybe you can write her a letter to have after you leave, too.
Georgia
Swoon. I agree. You can have the talk and then leave her with the letter to read whenever she’s missing you. I love that idea. And a cashmere sweater is always a win.
Cage
Does she want a puppy? One of Mr. Wigglestein’s many bitches will be delivering soon.
Brinkley
Do not get her a puppy right before you leave town. She’ll hate you. You already got her the jewelry. That’s going to be a winner. Women love thoughtful gifts.
Hugh
I got Lila new running shoes and leggings. Now I’m feeling like an asshole.
Georgia
She will love it, Hughey. But maybe get something pretty, too.
Brinkley
She liked my gold hoop earrings. I’ll send you the link. But I think she’d like you to put a baby in her, if I’m being honest. It’s all she talks about lately.
Hugh
Trust me… I’m trying. Can’t wait to knock up my girl.
Georgia
That’s romantic. Sort of. Maybe the wording is a little off.