OTTO: Said she’d been thinking about that turkey sandwich all day.
WAYLON: Not deli meat though right? I don’t think you’re supposed to have deli meat if you’re pregnant
OTTO: Nah man this was one of those thanksgiving sandwiches with the big slices of turkey and the cranberry sauce…
SORREN: Did you replace it?
OTTO: What?
SORREN: The fucking sandwich
OTTO: …
CASE: Dude he’s right
SORREN: Go get her another sandwich
SORREN: And dessert
OTTO: Wow you’re good at this
CASE: He KNOWS things
WAYLON: Like we know about him and our sister?
CASE: (gif of guy making a surprised face)
OTTO: (gif of woman gasping with shocked face)
CASE: Is it official?
OTTO: I think I’m winning that bet
HANK: No confirmation yet
SORREN: We’re not doing this over text
OTTO: THAT’S NOT A NO
CASE: That’s a good point
HANK: I don’t think shouty caps are necessary
CASE: It’s weird you said ‘shouty caps’
WAYLON: I didn’t put tools back in the garage and he didn’t even yell
OTTO: Man fatherhood looks so good on you
CASE: Mellowed his ass right out
OTTO: I should have Cheyenne make a shirt that says DILF
WAYLON: Is that weird coming from you?
OTTO: Is anything weird coming from me?
HANK: Yes.