OTTO: Said she’d been thinking about that turkey sandwich all day.

WAYLON: Not deli meat though right? I don’t think you’re supposed to have deli meat if you’re pregnant

OTTO: Nah man this was one of those thanksgiving sandwiches with the big slices of turkey and the cranberry sauce…

SORREN: Did you replace it?

OTTO: What?

SORREN: The fucking sandwich

OTTO: …

CASE: Dude he’s right

SORREN: Go get her another sandwich

SORREN: And dessert

OTTO: Wow you’re good at this

CASE: He KNOWS things

WAYLON: Like we know about him and our sister?

CASE: (gif of guy making a surprised face)

OTTO: (gif of woman gasping with shocked face)

CASE: Is it official?

OTTO: I think I’m winning that bet

HANK: No confirmation yet

SORREN: We’re not doing this over text

OTTO: THAT’S NOT A NO

CASE: That’s a good point

HANK: I don’t think shouty caps are necessary

CASE: It’s weird you said ‘shouty caps’

WAYLON: I didn’t put tools back in the garage and he didn’t even yell

OTTO: Man fatherhood looks so good on you

CASE: Mellowed his ass right out

OTTO: I should have Cheyenne make a shirt that says DILF

WAYLON: Is that weird coming from you?

OTTO: Is anything weird coming from me?

HANK: Yes.