Page 23 of Christmas in Kiwi Country

ISLA: Hard pass

FLORA: (gif of older women laughing)

RHEA: Oh! I’m so happy you made it! How’s the view??

RHEA: Also Mama when did you learn how to use gifs?

FLORA: Briggs taught me

FALLON: He’s grounded

FLORA: That boy is a precious little angel

FALLON: (gif of spitting out drink)

MARLEE: We totally need pictures!

RHEA: I need a nephew night.

MARLEE: Me too! I totally need a nephew night.

FALLON: You’ll have to take that up with my husband

GWEN: I love seeing Otto all settled down

FLORA: (heart eye emojis)

RHEA: Mama seriously I can’t with you right now

ISLA: Fallon is trying to say she also needs the orgasms now that the second trimester has hit

FLORA: Speaking of orgasms

RHEA: Mama no…

FLORA: Gwen I heard Miss Thelma dropped off a special present for your trip

CHEYENNE: (gagging meme)

ISLA: Oh! I heard it was one of those fancy pocket rockets

FLORA: That’s not what they called them when I was younger

HANNAH: Sorry I’m late!

HANNAH: Gwen so excited you and Cullen made it! Definitely need pictures.

HANNAH: Oh and make sure you charge it so it’s ready when you are.

HANNAH: (winking emoji)

ISLA: How many orgasms have YOU had today girl?

HANNAH: I’m just trying to keep up with this thread.

HANNAH: Also a couple but then like six cups of coffee. Seriously Rhea makes magic with an espresso machine

CHEYENNE: Amen to that

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