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Clarabella:

Because Avery was sick and then you got whatever she had.

Still took the week off.

Presley:

I agree, you aren’t allowed back at the office this week. Enjoy the D.

Presley:

I mean vacation.

Shelby:

Yes, send all the pictures.

Clarabella:

Not all the pictures. I don’t need to be waking up to a dick picture.

Presley:

Yes, let’s not forget when you sent us an ass picture.

Clarabella:

It was a blurry shot and the kids took it.

Shelby:

I swear I saw ball sack.

Clarabella:

You did not.

Sofia:

Do not send me that picture to confirm or deny.

Presley:

Also, first thing we do when you get back is have a recap of that non-date.

Clarabella:

Yes, we should discuss how that co-parent meeting went.

Our co-parenting meeting went great, thanks.

Sofia:

She did have a huge smile on her face this morning. And if it’s any indication, by her outfit, they didn’t make it very far.

“Everything okay?” Stefano asks me, and I look over at him.

“No,” I growl between clenched teeth. “I was told not to come into work this week.”