Clarabella:
Because Avery was sick and then you got whatever she had.
Still took the week off.
Presley:
I agree, you aren’t allowed back at the office this week. Enjoy the D.
Presley:
I mean vacation.
Shelby:
Yes, send all the pictures.
Clarabella:
Not all the pictures. I don’t need to be waking up to a dick picture.
Presley:
Yes, let’s not forget when you sent us an ass picture.
Clarabella:
It was a blurry shot and the kids took it.
Shelby:
I swear I saw ball sack.
Clarabella:
You did not.
Sofia:
Do not send me that picture to confirm or deny.
Presley:
Also, first thing we do when you get back is have a recap of that non-date.
Clarabella:
Yes, we should discuss how that co-parent meeting went.
Our co-parenting meeting went great, thanks.
Sofia:
She did have a huge smile on her face this morning. And if it’s any indication, by her outfit, they didn’t make it very far.
“Everything okay?” Stefano asks me, and I look over at him.
“No,” I growl between clenched teeth. “I was told not to come into work this week.”