Page 55 of The Inmate
No, this coworker is a woman.
Sincerely,
Dawn
To: Dawn Schiff
From: Rhonda Schiff
Subject: Re: Advice
Who cares if some woman likes you? It’s probably a lost cause, so don’t even bother. Anyway, you need a man. You’re not getting any younger. Also, I’m going to need a little extra money this month. About $2,000 should cover it, but more would be better. The car broke down.
To: Rhonda Schiff
From: Dawn Schiff
Subject: Re: Advice
Dear Mother,
I’m sorry, but I can’t. My rent is higher in Quincy, and I don’t have much extra. I could send $1,000 more this month, but that is the maximum.
Sincerely,
Dawn
To: Dawn Schiff
From: Rhonda Schiff
Subject: Re: Advice
You really can’t afford an extra two thousand dollars after all I put up with from you? Constantly calling me and whining about how you have no friends. I wish I had a dollar for every hour I listened to you going on and on about those goddamn turtles. You can’t even give your own mother a little extra money one month?
To: Rhonda Schiff
From: Dawn Schiff
Subject: Re: Advice
Dear Mother,
I’m afraid I can’t. I apologize.
Sincerely,
Dawn
To: Dawn Schiff
From: Rhonda Schiff
Subject: Re: Advice
Well, I can’t believe how ungrateful you are. Don’t bother asking me for any advice ever again.
To: Mia Hodge
