Page 38 of The Inmate
You never know…
To: Kimberly Healey
From: Natalie Farrell
Subject: Re: DS
Literally the only way Dawn has ever had sex is if she did it with a turtle.
To: Natalie Farrell
From: Kimberly Healey
Subject: Re: DS
Omg, you are HILARIOUS. Can you just imagine?????
To: Kimberly Healey
From: Natalie Farrell
Subject: Re: DS
Totally. Can’t you just picture her stroking that hard shell? Talking about how big and green it is, and how sexy the turtle is because it’s, like, a sea turtle instead of a land turtle.
To: Natalie Farrell
From: Kimberly Healey
Subject: Re: DS
I dare you to ask her if she’s ever had sex!
To: Kimberly Healey
From: Natalie Farrell
Subject: Re: DS
With a turtle or just in general?
To: Natalie Farrell
From: Kimberly Healey
Subject: Re: DS
ROFL!!!!!
To: Natalie Farrell
From: Zelda Morris
Subject: Your terrible product
Natalie,
I’m writing to express my outrage with Vixed and your horrible products. I started taking Collahealth two months ago to get a boost to my energy level and because you stated it would make my skin and hair shinier. Well, this was the start of a nightmare I wish I could wake up from.
