Dax
Can I make an executive decision that we all go together from here on out? Shit is always happening when we’re not together.
Petal
I’d love that. There wasn’t anyone in the stands cheering for us.
Punchy
Make Daddy Fletch fly you. He’s got a plane.
Dax
Oh, good point. I’ve changed my mind, Daddy Fletch. I want tickets and a plane ride to wherever your away games are if I can’t drive.
Daddy Fletch
Why the fuck are you guys calling me Daddy Fletch?
Petal
Because you’re the daddy of the group. But don’t worry; I won’t call you that in bed. I’ll stick to Sir. You like that more, anyway.
Punchy
The way his dick is about to pop out of his pants and blind someone… yeah. He likes it.
Daddy Fletch
STFU, or I’ll ground you.
Punchy
*fist emoji*
Don’t forget, big man. I still owe you a punch.
Daddy Fletch
*middle finger emoji*
Petal
I suddenly wish we had our own plane. *Fans self emoji*
Dax
How much longer is your flight?
Petal
Too long. Two more hours.
Dax
Damn. I’ll be glad when you’re back. It’s lonely here without you hooligans.
Punchy