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ZACK: ‘Cause we’re gonna be her fake boyfriends, basically. So she can hone her non-existent skills.

JOSH: Exactly. We’ll be taking her on dates, inviting her over for dinner, and giving her our best tips on flirting and body language — as well as how to progress dates to the next level.

ZACK: Oh la la.

JOSH: The goal of this segment isn’t to find you a boyfriend, L. Frankly, we’re not miracle workers. But if we can make you more comfortable dating, we’ll have done our job. (He pauses) No matter what happens, it will at least be entertaining.

LAYLA: I’m glad to amuse.

JOSH: Alright, Layla. We’ll catch up with you next week, when we have transformed you into someone men might possibly find mildly attractive.

LAYLA: The next time you do laundry, I’m gonna pour paint into the washing machine mid-spin cycle.

JOSH: I’m shaking, truly. Sign out before I unplug your mic.

LAYLA: Later, losers.

(Sound of papers shuffling)

JOSH: Okay, guys, moving onto your emails. We’re starting with Charlotte from Arkansas, who wants to know how to tell her boyfriend that she’s found his stash of dirty videos — and wants to watch them with him…

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I already ship Layla and Josh. Idk he just sounds happier when he’s talking to her #teamjosh

Zilly @ZackHard0nForever

Twenty bucks they all fall in love.

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ZACK

“Relax,” I tell Josh for the fifth time. “She’s coming. You’re not getting stood up.”

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