I make a face.
“No, I’m not paying for it.She’spayingmefor it.”
That makes my friend guffaw, putting his glass down.
“Are you fucking with me?”
I shake my head.
“No. She’s offered a hefty fee if I take her virginity.”
Jason looks intrigued.
“Well, is she cute at least? You know, big tits, a sexy ass?”
Now, it’s my turn to guffaw.
“You’re a sick fuck, you know that? You haven’t even asked who she is, how old she is, or how much money I’m getting. What the hell is wrong with you?”
My buddy shrugs.
“Just saying. I’d be happy to get money for fucking a sweet young thing. Hell, I’d do it for free if she’s sexy with giant tits. Let me ask: does she have any friends? A sister? Is this a new thing in Hartsville where women pay dudes for sex? I had no idea the population here was so hard-up for cock.”
I stare at my friend with a disgusted look.
“You’re real fucked up, you know that? No, it’s not a new thing in town, and besides, why would some hot young chick need to pay someone for sex? They can get their pussies banged for free any day of the week.”
Jason merely shrugs, one large hand around his glass.
“I have no idea. You tell me, bro. That’s the mystery we’re trying to solve.”
I snort again. This fucker is useless, but Jason’s a good friend too. Hell, the asshole is intelligent, with his own law firm that handles the business of Thomas Builders. Half the women in town are after him, and I can see why. With his dark hair, strong features, and total asshole attitude, of course they are.
Still, this conversation is ludicrous.
“Listen, she wants to get fucked, and she wants me to do it for her. End of story.”
Jason shrugs.
“So why is that so bad? Seriously bro, if this is a thing around town, sign me up. I’d be happy to fuck some silly young filly for cash. I’ll even give her a discount.”
Again, I hate this motherfucker sometimes, and I roll my eyes.
“Listen, it’s my stepdaughter, okay?” I growl in a low voice so that no one can overhear. “Vanessa’s the one who wants me to take her cherry.”
Jason nods, casually popping a nut into his mouth.
“So?”
I stare at him.
“So, she’s my stepdaughter.Family. In case you haven’t noticed, that’s not exactly legit in these parts.”
He shrugs.
“Yeah, but you’re not related. Renata moved out a while ago, didn’t she? You were just telling me how the alimony payments were a fucking annoyance.”
I snort.